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A Santa sighting was confirmed at an East Bay Pre-K/Kindergarten school on December 10th, approximately 2:40 p.m. Witnesses saw Santa as he and a female helper elf left the school in a gray Mercedes Benz S350 after taking pictures with the students.

Assistant Principal, Shelly Stubert, made an official statement and said, “Santa is on a goodwill tour to meet, greet, and take pictures with our students. Nothing more.”

Parents were split about the meetup. Aliya B. said, “I think it’s great to have Santa visiting our schools despite his busy schedule.”

W.B. spoke out of anonymity for fear of backlash said, “Everyone knows Santa isn’t real. Why are we allowing some stranger in a Santa suit playing pretend to our kids?”

Santa and his helper declined an interview after being asked about his car, Mrs. Clause, and why they were working alone together.

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