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    <title>rip &amp;mdash; Ernest Ortiz Writes Now</title>
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    <description>My chaotic brain needs a place to stay.</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 04:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Rest In Peace, Chuck Norris</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[My last obligatory Chuck Norris joke:&#xA;&#xA;Chuck Norris didn’t die. He was busy roundhouse kicking all the demons straight to hell before resting in heaven.&#xA;&#xA;chucknorris&#xA;rip&#xA;&#xA;a href=&#34;https://remark.as/p/ernestortizwritesnow.com/rest-in-peace-chuck-norris&#34;Discuss.../a&#xA;&#xA;!--emailsub--&#xA;&#xA;]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My last obligatory Chuck Norris joke:</p>

<p>Chuck Norris didn’t die. He was busy roundhouse kicking all the demons straight to hell before resting in heaven.</p>

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      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2026 16:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
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