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      <title>Broke My Favorite Cold Brew Maker</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[The worst part of cooking is doing that while watching your children. Once again, the evils of multitasking rears its ugly head. While moving a cutting board filled with cooked chicken breasts I knocked my cold brew maker off the counter.&#xA;&#xA;My five cup cold brew maker, the one my wife bought for me, broke into big and smaller pieces. I cursed at myself for being this careless. Luckily, me and my kids didn’t get hurt. I managed to pick up the pieces and vacuum the floor.&#xA;&#xA;During cleaning, my wife bought another cold brew maker for me from Amazon. Which is nice, I love her. I still have two newer and larger cold brew makers, but I still mourn for my old one. I’ve drank from that maker and brought it to fellowships for years.&#xA;&#xA;Well, thank you for your service, five cup cold brew maker. I’ll see if this new one, that’s coming, can fill in your shoes.&#xA;&#xA;coffee&#xA;coldbrew&#xA;accident&#xA;&#xA;a href=&#34;https://remark.as/p/ernestortizwritesnow.com/broke-my-favorite-cold-brew-maker&#34;Discuss.../a&#xA;&#xA;!--emailsub--&#xA;&#xA;]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The worst part of cooking is doing that while watching your children. Once again, the evils of multitasking rears its ugly head. While moving a cutting board filled with cooked chicken breasts I knocked my cold brew maker off the counter.</p>

<p>My five cup cold brew maker, the one my wife bought for me, broke into big and smaller pieces. I cursed at myself for being this careless. Luckily, me and my kids didn’t get hurt. I managed to pick up the pieces and vacuum the floor.</p>

<p>During cleaning, my wife bought another cold brew maker for me from Amazon. Which is nice, I love her. I still have two newer and larger cold brew makers, but I still mourn for my old one. I’ve drank from that maker and brought it to fellowships for years.</p>

<p>Well, thank you for your service, five cup cold brew maker. I’ll see if this new one, that’s coming, can fill in your shoes.</p>

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