Ernest Ortiz Writes Now

I’m sure many of you are tired of the countless New Year resolution articles popping in your feeds. Probably won’t bother having one this year. Usually, the problem is people overload themselves that they never accomplish a single goal. Also, why bother waiting until New Years to self-improve? Shouldn’t that be done regardless?

Well, I’ll stick to one resolution this year and add more throughout 2026. And no, it’s not trying to write more. I’m going to be more patient. I noticed that getting older the more easily frustrated I get. Having two kids may seem the reason, but this was happening before I got married and had children.

I guess that’s another con to being old. Realizing that you have less time in this world and your body is more susceptible to injuries and especially diseases, you don’t want to deal with any bullshit or anything that wastes your time. I want to spend my precious time with God, family, friends, and my hobbies.

So if you’re going to have a New Year’s resolution, best to have and stick with one. And realize self-improvement is a 24/7, 365 days a year, kind of thing. Here’s to you and me improving ourselves one day at a time.

Happy New Year!

#happynewyear #resolution #selfimprovement

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2025 is leaving for good and I look forward to 2026. Let’s spend the last day with family and friends, be optimistic, and handle all our problems the best we can. Finally, let’s all continue writing. Happy New Year, everyone!

#happynewyear #goodbye2025 #hello2026

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Thank you Matt at Write.as and everyone who has read my posts. Enjoy spending time with family and friends. Merry Christmas and God Bless!

#merrychristmas

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On Saturday, my family and I went to Eastridge Mall in San Jose to see the Saxophone Christmas concert. It only happens once a year in the city and in Sacramento. Dozens of volunteers with various saxophones perform classic Christmas songs to a full crowd. It’s been several years since I’ve last seen their concerts while it’s my family’s first time.

Over 20 years ago, I took up the saxophone and learned from various teachers. I practiced all the time and even performed at a recital. My last teacher encouraged me to volunteer for Saxophone Christmas but I had to drop out due to a death of a cousin.

Unfortunately, practice waned and I eventually stopped due to being so busy with work and unable to play without disturbing neighbors. Anyway, if you’re in San Jose or Sacramento and you’re able to, check out Saxophone Christmas. It’s free and fun to watch.

#merrychristmas #saxophone

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United States Air Force Colonel Barbara Cho, spokesperson for the Pentagon, made a shocking announcement today whether to reconsider their relationship with Santa after allegations of divulging classified information to a group of children during a Zoom meeting.

Stephen Willis, the father of a 14-year old daughter, were both present during the online call. He said during the interview, “It’s crazy. Santa’s face was bright red, his speech slurred, and he ranted that his sleigh was a prototype based on alien technology constructed at Area 51.”

Colonel Cho has denied all allegations of Santa’s sleigh being based on alien technology, that Area 51 exists, and that an alien craft landed on Roswell back in 1947. She referred to Project Blue Book, a decade long plus study that concluded all allegations of alien UFOs have been proven false.

In a final statement, Colonel Cho said, “We take this matter of national security seriously and hope to settle this matter for the sake of our children.”

DOJ spokesperson Assistant U.S. Attorney Michael Ana said that an investigation is underway and wouldn’t comment any further until the investigation is complete. He also said, “We’re also investigating the father, Mr. Willis, why his daughter still believes in Santa Claus.”

Santa declined an interview and has denied all allegations about the matter.

#news #parody #santa #airforce #doj

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Lord, thank you for giving me time to rest, worship you, and spend time with loved ones. Please give me your strength and wisdom as I continue to be the best husband and father you and St. Joseph want me to be. Amen.

#God #sunday #rest

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On December 13th, approximately 8:35 p.m., multiple witnesses spotted Santa nearby the 4100 block of Walnut Drive in Pleasanton. This is the same street where the Candy Cane Lane Christmas Lights Drive/Walk-Through occurred. Since 1955, this cul-de-sac neighborhood portrays festive lights and music throughout the month of December.

Santa was observed siting in front of a residence greeting visitors. During an impromptu interview from the investigator’s vehicle, Santa ran away and was last seen heading west on Ray Street towards Downtown Pleasanton.

No pursuit was made due to traffic safety.

#news #parody #santa

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A Santa sighting was confirmed at an East Bay Pre-K/Kindergarten school on December 10th, approximately 2:40 p.m. Witnesses saw Santa as he and a female helper elf left the school in a gray Mercedes Benz S350 after taking pictures with the students.

Assistant Principal, Shelly Stubert, made an official statement and said, “Santa is on a goodwill tour to meet, greet, and take pictures with our students. Nothing more.”

Parents were split about the meetup. Aliya B. said, “I think it’s great to have Santa visiting our schools despite his busy schedule.”

W.B. spoke out of anonymity for fear of backlash said, “Everyone knows Santa isn’t real. Why are we allowing some stranger in a Santa suit playing pretend to our kids?”

Santa and his helper declined an interview after being asked about his car, Mrs. Clause, and why they were working alone together.

#news #parody #santa

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Red supposedly represents anger or power. It also represents the expendable red shirts in the Star Trek TOS-era. I am the latter for this body is merely a temporary vessel before the afterlife; I try to use it to help others as much as possible.

At my disposal, my red wooden pencil and red notebook are always there to write my ideas and thoughts. I then use my red phone to type and post my blog articles. These three items help me spread my words throughout the online world.

This is not to brag or think I’m better than everyone else. I’m at the point in my life where I want to contribute whenever possible. It’s a calling, not a job. I can make money elsewhere.

What’s your writer’s carry?

#writing #notepad #phone #pencil

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I used to like Medium articles. Anything related to writing, marketing, or business, Medium was my go-to. However, too many paywalled articles and forcing you to register just to read the free articles turned me away from the site.

I do love Substack and there are many informative and thoughtful creators I follow. However, I don’t think I’m intelligent enough nor have the time to write such articles. Who knows, maybe in the future when I’m not so busy.

The main reason I choose Write.as for my primary blog is focusing solely on writing without worrying about click stats, email marketing, or selling a product or service. All my posts are free and they are not monetized. So enjoy, take what you can learn, and spread the word. And I will try to do the same with yours.

#writing #medium #substack

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